Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Just say NO

I apologize in advance to everyone who wears/likes anything I am about to trash.  I am secretly a very grumpy old lady.
Things that I am old enough to think are lame/tacky/stupid either for people over 8 or for reasons stated:
  1. Rompers.  Anything that you have to completely take off to pee is stupid.  Anything that was originally marketed to CHILDREN needs to stay on a child, not on a grown woman.  Plus, it makes your butt look droopy.  Face it, it does.
  2. Socks with heels.  WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?  It is beyond ugly, and also twee.
  3. Jumpsuits.  Unless you work in one, DON'T WEAR ONE.
  4. Short shorts if you are out of college.  Grow up and wear shorts that cover your bikini line like a grown woman.
  5. Weird pants.  Example: super low jeans, high waisted pants (reserved for those few skinny enough to actually look non-stupid, such as Katherine Hepburn), wearing leggings as actual PANTS (leggings = better than tights NOT pants).
That's all I've got for the moment.  Feel free to chime in below or tell me how wrong I am.  Needless to say, I will of course ignore all dissenting opinions.  Hey, it's my blog, I can do that if I want! 


  1. lmao, i actually agree 100% with this list. i do feel that i should point out that you failed to mention ugg boots & anything people think is okay to wear with them. dear everyone who likes them: they make you look sloppy which makes us feel nothing but disdain towards you & smug about how much more put together we are. also, i have seen several men IN THEIR 80s/90s wearing them [at the assisted living center i volunteer at]. thank you for your time. :)

  2. HOW DID I FORGET UGG BOOTS!!!? They are so very hideous! Thanks for the reminder!

  3. i swear the heels/socks thing go back to Madonna in her "lucky star" phase. jeez..please...looks like baby playing dress-up in mommy's closet.

  4. Hee, hee we should all rant once in awhile. I wear all of these things, lol. But I'm glad you like my blog and I adore yours :)