Things that I am old enough to think are lame/tacky/stupid either for people over 8 or for reasons stated:
- Rompers. Anything that you have to completely take off to pee is stupid. Anything that was originally marketed to CHILDREN needs to stay on a child, not on a grown woman. Plus, it makes your butt look droopy. Face it, it does.
- Socks with heels. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS? It is beyond ugly, and also twee.
- Jumpsuits. Unless you work in one, DON'T WEAR ONE.
- Short shorts if you are out of college. Grow up and wear shorts that cover your bikini line like a grown woman.
- Weird pants. Example: super low jeans, high waisted pants (reserved for those few skinny enough to actually look non-stupid, such as Katherine Hepburn), wearing leggings as actual PANTS (leggings = better than tights NOT pants).
lmao, i actually agree 100% with this list. i do feel that i should point out that you failed to mention ugg boots & anything people think is okay to wear with them. dear everyone who likes them: they make you look sloppy which makes us feel nothing but disdain towards you & smug about how much more put together we are. also, i have seen several men IN THEIR 80s/90s wearing them [at the assisted living center i volunteer at]. thank you for your time. :)
ReplyDeleteHOW DID I FORGET UGG BOOTS!!!? They are so very hideous! Thanks for the reminder!
ReplyDeletei swear the heels/socks thing go back to Madonna in her "lucky star" phase. jeez..please...looks like baby playing dress-up in mommy's closet.
ReplyDeleteHee, hee we should all rant once in awhile. I wear all of these things, lol. But I'm glad you like my blog and I adore yours :)
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