Ramble Ramble Ramble

There are many things OTHER people love that I see no reason to like.  And of course, there are many things I love that YOU may not.  (But you should.)  Because I have the time, here is a rambling list of things I dislike:

1. Pets.  Yes.  I said it and I meant it.  I don't like dogs, I don't like cats, I don't like birds.  Pets take up too much energy for creatures that smell funny, poop where they wish, and will not grow up to be people who take care of me when I am crazy and feeble.  That's what my sister's kids are for.  EXCEPTION TO THE RULE: I like horses.  My dad is in the horse business, so I first rode by myself when I was 6.
2. Reality tv.  EVERYONE says: "Oh, I HATE reality tv, except for..." and then they list off a billion shows.  Unless cooking shows on the Food Network count as reality tv, I DON'T.  And I secretly think less of you if you do.  (This comes from someone who watched the ENTIRE run of Seaquest, including the giant shark, mermaid, and underwater ghost episodes.  It's not like I'm highbrow.)
3. High heels that look so gorgeous, but (a) don't fit my wide feet or (b) are so uncomfortable.  Why can't my feet look cute and not hurt in a way that makes me want to punch people in the face?  WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?????
4. People who don't read books.  I don't understand you.
5. Hipsters.  You are not cool.  Everyone who is not a hipster thinks you are incredibly annoying.  JUST LIKE THINGS ALREADY, STOP POSING AND BEING "IRONIC".

Things you SHOULD love:

1. Webcomics! Specifically;  Questionable Content, Templar, Arizona, FREAKANGELS, and xkcd .
2.  My sister!  Seriously, she's like, the coolest girl I know.  Even if she is all old and short and stuff. (20 months older and an inch shorter.)  Visit her style blog, even if she hasn't updated it all summer.  She will soon!
3. Bookstores and libraries.  Dude, stop being lame and read already.